Stuff that can go up a set of nethers

It’s amazing what you read now a days.

And what is apparently shoved up any set of nethers out there.

So I made a post for this.

Read at your own risk.

 

 

 

Things people think are insertable

 Glass_Dildo[1]

 

 

Now, this can be inserted..

 Mini_Perrier_Can[1]  This shouldn’t be…
 Regular_Maglite[1]  Again with the no…
 Fizzy_Water[1]  Anyone getting the idea that this is a no too?
 Regular_Soda_Can[1]  Not only no, but NOPE.
 Soda_Can_against_Glass_Dildo[1]  And here’s why. Because there is a HUGE difference between them…
 Regular_and_Mini_Cans[1]  Just… If the green one is a bad idea, the red one is hell on earth. Really.
 Soda_Can_to_My_Wrist[1]  Remember, if you describe something as big as a coke can going up someones nethers, this is what you mean

 

10 Comments:

  1. As I was reading this and considering note-taking, I was thinking about the delightful twists and turns of your brain and then I saw that this was posted in “Housekeeping” and I almost choked on my own “Haaaa”!

    That just really tickled my fancy or my nethers (I was distracted through most of those proceedings).

  2. That is very disturbing…

  3. The first one was kind of interesting and very artful; I can see it sitting on someone’s shelf or in a display cabinet. The others just kept getting wronger. (that should totally be a word).

    And for some reason I keep thinking I’m hearing the Sesame Street announcer saying, “these insertables suggested by …. the same person who thought a king sized Baby Ruth candy bar wrapper would be a good condom substitute. (and this looks even stranger typed out then it sounded in my head as I looked at the warning Ladyholder was considerate enough to share)

  4. When I was 8 I fell and cracked my chin open and had to go to the ER. While I was waiting and holding a towel to my chin a man came in hunched over with a blanket wrapped around him. Considering it was in the 90s temperature wise he looked quite peculiar. I was sitting near the door to the patient are and heard some staff laughing. He was in because he had a lightbulb up his hind end and couldn’t get it out. I may have been a kid but I thought it was absolutely hilarious that a grown man was dumb enough to do something like that

  5. I know I shouldn’t laugh, but seriously… no I can’t… a coke can?!!! Mind does boggle.

  6. Watch this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl_rHCte1VU 🙂 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents (… I found it hilarious … and interesting.. and weird… and wrong O_o..:D Well worth to watch though:D (… So I did not think it looked all that bad :P)

  7. So I read this post and wondered if you’d ever shopped from Bad Dragon… I think they have some confusion on acceptable sizes too.

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