Title: To Beard a Dragon Author: Ladyholder Fandoms & Attributions: Harry Potter Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Genre(s): Romance, First Time, Male Pregnancy Warnings: Character Bashing, Violence-Canon-Level Content Rating: PG Word Count: 15,854 Author’s Note: Well, this is going to be fun. I have little respect anymore for canon. So. You’ve…
Title: Burning It All Down Author: Ladyholder Series: Agent Very Far Afloat Fandom: NCIS, SGA, SG1, Numbers Warnings: Canon Typical Wordcount: 5020 Author’s Notes: This was initially part of the Agent Very Far Afloat ‘verse, but I decided it was too damn dark for it, and I didn’t want…
“What in the hell are you eating?” Eugene asked as Beryl walked up to him. She had a set of wooden skewers in her hand and was busily chewing on the meat she’d pulled off them.
“You…,” Cooper looked at the skewers and then shrugged. “You don’t want to know, Eugene.”
“We just entered the pumpkin, Tony. What in the hell?” Aaron murmured.
The snort of laughter was small, and Tony did his best to suppress it. He couldn’t suppress his emotional response, though, so Aaron would be able to smell his mood when he came in, but he didn’t mind. He hated the color scheme of the bullpen, too.
Title: Rubble Series Title: Fallout Series Order: 4 Author: Ladyholder Fandom: NCIS, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, JAG, Criminal Minds Relationship: Tony DiNozzo/Jack O’Neill Warnings: Character Bashing, Canon Typical Bullshit Word Count: 6620 “Tony, do we have any updates on the BOLO?” “No,” Tony said. He glanced at the screen dedicated to the BOLO for any…
The Atlantis Expedition had contacted Earth twelve hours before with a message that resembled a horror novel. They had found a species that ate people and they knew Earth existed. They had also sent the former head of the Expedition back in handcuffs with a list of suggested charges heading up their report. Jack was sure that no one had expected that to happen. Even Walter had been flabbergasted.
Title: The Unconquered Pair Series: The Unlikely and Unwilling Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Violence-Canon-Level, Character Bashing, Beta by Spellcheck Genre: Alternate Universe. Crossover Relationships: McKay/Sheppard, O’Neill/Jackson, Ronon/Tyre, and other pairings as needed Wordcount: 57,269 Summary: With Elizabeth gone, the Expedition knuckled down to see if they could fulfill their primary mandate:…
The chalk felt gritty under his fingers as he moved through the motions, translating the very badly done Linear B by rote. Daniel muttered to himself as he worked through the hieroglyphics. Linear B was almost more familiar to him than English, so most of his attention was firmly elsewhere as he wrote the last word. Whatever a ‘Stargate’ was, it seemed to have electrified the people around him.
“Hey, Bob,” Tony called as he started emptying his pockets into one of the many small bowls in front of the metal detector after putting his laptop and coffee on the conveyer belt for the x-ray machine. He looked at the pile of bits and bobs he’d deposited. “How in the hell do I have so much crap in my pockets?”
Jack sat back and watched as Sheppard was raked over the coals for his debrief. Every single person in the room had an ax to grind, including him. Rocking back and forth in his chair, he saw Sheppard’s eyes flick to him and then return to stare at the man asking him the latest question.
“Everyone, freeze!”
“What?”
“What’s going on?”
“I said, freeze,” the doctor in charge of the triage case barked out.
“The President wants to meet you,” Jack said when Tony picked up the phone.
“Say what?” Tony asked. He sounded very confused and distracted. Jack could hear the sounds of his lover typing on a keyboard and he held his peace as the sounds got more intense before they cut off. “Okay. My report is officially finished. What did you just say?”
Jack smirked and repeated himself. “The President wants to meet you.”
“Yeah, that’s what I thought you said,” Tony said with a sigh.
Title: Pressure Wave Series Title: Fallout Series Order: 2 Author: Ladyholder Fandom: NCIS, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, JAG Relationship: Tony DiNozzo/Jack O’Neill Warnings: Character Bashing, Canon Typical Bullshit Word Count: 13,241 Chapter One “You know, when you said that you wanted to come home with me, I…
The afterglow had barely faded when the watch on his wrist started to buzz against his skin. Jack tried to casually glance at it without drawing too much attention to his actions. From the small huff Tony let out, he wasn’t successful.
“It’s cute that you still try to get stuff past me,” Tony muttered into his pillow. He pushed up and stared at Jack. “Also, that’s a very Dick Tracy kind of watch you’ve got. Better find out what’s going on. You know they won’t stop calling.”
Title: Return to Sender Author: Ladyholder Fandom: The Hobbit Warnings: Canon Typical Wordcount: 1420 Astron 2942 “You know, when I pushed you to go take back Erebor, I wasn’t expecting you to die to do it,” a deep male voice announced as Thorin woke up. Opening his eyes,…
Title: Starting Over Author: Ladyholder Fandom: NCIS, Stargate: Atlantis, SG-1 Warnings: Canon Typical, minor character death Wordcount: 2990 When his alarm went off, Tony groaned in protest. He had flown back to DC the night before and had barely gotten to sleep. Cracking one eye open he saw it…
Title: I Bite Author: Ladyholder Fandom: NCIS, The Sentinel Warnings: Canon Typical Wordcount: 674 “Whoa, whoa!” The sound of someone right next to him snapped Tony out of wherever he was and he rolled to the side. His sense of smell told him he was somewhere medicinal and given…
Title: Strike One Author: Ladyholder Fandom: NCIS, Avengers, The Sentinel Warnings: Canon Typical for both Wordcount: 2316 “Well, this is not what I expected,” Tony whispered as he felt his world expand. “What are you talking about, DiNozzo?” Gibbs asked. “Just an unexpected development, Boss,” Tony said. He leaned…
Title: Aftermath Author: Ladyholder Fandom: The Hobbit Warnings: Canon Typical Wordcount: 5787 Part One “Why do you stay?” Bilbo side-eyed Dáin and continued to work the soil of the garden Balin had found for him outside of the royal residences. “You seem awfully sure that you will be allowed to stay…
“Have fun facing the music!”
