So, yeah. The post on things to go in a set of Nethers sparked this….
Things that DO NOT belong in a body on the way to having sex…
You know, that clean fresh squeaky feeling your dishes get after being cleaned with this?
Your nethers won’t have that feeling if you use this for lube. Because it’s SOAP. And sometimes, it has bleach. Or oxyclean. And having my nethers break out in grease fighting foam while I’m having sex isn’t something I want. Let alone want to know what bleach or oxyclean will do to them…
So, this is rich and creamy and feels really slick when you rub it against your fingers, but it isn’t lube. It goes on food. And unless you are going to get slapped between two pieces of bread, this shouldn’t be used on you.
Yes, it’s an oil. No, motor oil ISN’T human safe for internal human use. It’s for your car, not your ass
And no, it isn’t going to help you turn your crank any faster. Try porn.
You see all those good things that WD-40 does? It works great for nuts and bolts, squeaky hinges and the like. Your ass shouldn’t squeak. And if it does, don’t use this shit.
Yes, it’s slick and it will stay slick. Plus your ass or nethers would be clean afterwords, but really, it doesn’t belong there.
Also all those promises about making things full bodies, lush and manageable? Do you really think that applies to your nethers?
This is HONEY. It’s not slick. It’s useful if you want to cover a crumpet, but not to be used as a slick substance to take a cock up a nethers…
It’s sticky and messy and will be a HORRIBLE thing to use. Now, if you are using it to making things tasty? That’s another post…
This stuff is for guns. You know, those things that shoot bullets and are made of metal? They are kept in working order because of this stuff. It works for GUNS/Firearms/Bang Bangs to keep the parts moving. It will NOT allow your parts to move with their parts if used as lube.
Yes, he produces it. No, it’s not lube. There is nothing slick about this stuff. Remember a certain hairdo? Yeah. It’s not for use as lube and leave it at that.
Yes, I know that this is some of the stuff that makes blow jobs easier. And hey, oral sex is great when your tongue doesn’t dry out and stick to the nethers it’s playing with. But let’s be real. Spit dries. And if you think that having penetrative sex with something that dries sounds painful?
It really is. Don’t try this. Because if you do, it can lead to the last thing on the WTF? NOPE list
Using this for lube is NEVER, EVER right. If you see this while having sex, and you aren’t female and or on a period? Something is wrong with how you are having sex. So stop and figure out why.
If you have used any of the above items as lube, stop. Get carefully clean, go to the doctor, get treated. And never again use this shit as lube. Blood should stay on the inside of the body in things like blood vessels and junk. Not being used to make things slick. Because it isn’t.
Just to make things really pointed? There are people who think that salad dressing or Vicks or toothpaste or anything that seems slick for a moment or two for sex. If it seems like something doubtful, don’t. And remember, condoms are to be used no matter what. Especially if your partner thinks that any of the above shit is good to use. Because if their willing to get this stuff all over their OWN nethers, you don’t want them in yours.