“What in the hell are you eating?” Eugene asked as Beryl walked up to him. She had a set of wooden skewers in her hand and was busily chewing on the meat she’d pulled off them.
“You…,” Cooper looked at the skewers and then shrugged. “You don’t want to know, Eugene.”
“We just entered the pumpkin, Tony. What in the hell?” Aaron murmured.
The snort of laughter was small, and Tony did his best to suppress it. He couldn’t suppress his emotional response, though, so Aaron would be able to smell his mood when he came in, but he didn’t mind. He hated the color scheme of the bullpen, too.
Title: Rubble Series Title: Fallout Series Order: 4 Author: Ladyholder Fandom: NCIS, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, JAG, Criminal Minds Relationship: Tony DiNozzo/Jack O’Neill Warnings: Character Bashing, Canon Typical Bullshit Word Count: 6620 “Tony, do we have any updates on the BOLO?” “No,” Tony said. He glanced at the screen dedicated to the BOLO for any…
The Atlantis Expedition had contacted Earth twelve hours before with a message that resembled a horror novel. They had found a species that ate people and they knew Earth existed. They had also sent the former head of the Expedition back in handcuffs with a list of suggested charges heading up their report. Jack was sure that no one had expected that to happen. Even Walter had been flabbergasted.
Title: The Unconquered Pair Series: The Unlikely and Unwilling Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Violence-Canon-Level, Character Bashing, Beta by Spellcheck Genre: Alternate Universe. Crossover Relationships: McKay/Sheppard, O’Neill/Jackson, Ronon/Tyre, and other pairings as needed Wordcount: 57,269 Summary: With Elizabeth gone, the Expedition knuckled down to see if they could fulfill their primary mandate:…
“Everyone, freeze!”
“What?”
“What’s going on?”
“I said, freeze,” the doctor in charge of the triage case barked out.
Episode One: All In ~ 25,528 ~ With as much drama as he’d lived through, Tony was still surprised that there was one more thing that could happen to him. His partner had betrayed him by being a dirty cop, and when he’d confronted him about it, everything…
“The President wants to meet you,” Jack said when Tony picked up the phone.
“Say what?” Tony asked. He sounded very confused and distracted. Jack could hear the sounds of his lover typing on a keyboard and he held his peace as the sounds got more intense before they cut off. “Okay. My report is officially finished. What did you just say?”
Jack smirked and repeated himself. “The President wants to meet you.”
“Yeah, that’s what I thought you said,” Tony said with a sigh.
Title: Pressure Wave Series Title: Fallout Series Order: 2 Author: Ladyholder Fandom: NCIS, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, JAG Relationship: Tony DiNozzo/Jack O’Neill Warnings: Character Bashing, Canon Typical Bullshit Word Count: 13,241 Chapter One “You know, when you said that you wanted to come home with me, I…
The afterglow had barely faded when the watch on his wrist started to buzz against his skin. Jack tried to casually glance at it without drawing too much attention to his actions. From the small huff Tony let out, he wasn’t successful.
“It’s cute that you still try to get stuff past me,” Tony muttered into his pillow. He pushed up and stared at Jack. “Also, that’s a very Dick Tracy kind of watch you’ve got. Better find out what’s going on. You know they won’t stop calling.”
Episodes: Bombshell ~ 17,917 words ~ When an Ori ship skips off the atmosphere of Earth like a stone, there’s no longer any way to actually keep the whole Stargate Program under wraps. Pressure Wave ~ 13,241 ~ The reality of declassification is settling in and it’s not all skittles…
“Have fun facing the music!”
“Right. I’m going to blow up the don’t ask thing,” Alec said. He walked up behind Tony and hooked one arm around his waist. “How old are you?”
“Old,” Tony admitted. He leaned into the were for several seconds before he straightened slightly. He had no idea if one of docents would get perturbed if they acted like cooing lovers, but honestly, they were in public and he didn’t have it in him to be too soppy in front of everyone. “The first queen I met when I came to live in England was Old Queen Bess. She was… impressive and very pragmatic. I learned a great deal from her and her court.”
Title: Self-Respect Author: Ladyholder Challenge: Big Moxie 2022: Canon Divergence Fandom(s): NCIS, brief mention of Criminal Minds Relationship(s): None Warnings: canon-typical Word Count: 6,157 Author’s Note: So, this is a subtle divergence. The major change is Tony, his attitude and what he’s willing to accept. From there, the ripples should…
Title: The World Has Gone to Shite Author: Ladyholder Fandom: The Hobbit, LotR Warnings: Canon Typical Wordcount: 2629 “The world has gone to shite,” Eru bitched. He glared at Aulë as he laughed. “It has.” “Not my fault,” Aulë said with a shrug. Yavanna looked up from her…
Title: Unfucking Fate Author: Ladyholder Fandom: The Hobbit Warnings: Canon Typical Wordcount: 1447 A/N: Canon, schmanon. Also, timeline? What timeline? “Thorin, I don’t think this is the way to the Blue Mountains,” Frerin called from his litter. His voice was weak and barely seemed to carry through the…
Title: 663 Author: Ladyholder Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis Warnings: Canon Typical Wordcount: 1203 “651.” The man kicked the Wraith corpse over and dragged it to dump it in front of the stargate. Eyeing the scene in front of him, he nodded once. Everything was in place. Tilting his head,…
Title: Fire Breaks Author: Ladyholder Fandom: SGA, SG1, NCIS Series: 4 Relationships: Sheppard/McKay, O’Neill/Jackson, and more to come Genre: AU Wordcount: 10,353 Warnings: Canon-Typical Violence, Medical Bullshit Summary: Dealing with Beckett, making plans, and pointing out issues. Busy, busy, busy! Author’s Note: Everyone knows I have little to no respect…
Title: A Warning Blaze Author: Ladyholder Fandom: SGA, SG1, NCIS Series: 3 Relationships: Sheppard/McKay, O’Neill/Jackson, and more to come Genre: AU Wordcount: 9,970 Warnings: Canon-Typical Violence, Medical Bullshit Summary: Jack and Daniel are heading out to Atlantis to find out what’s going on with AR-1. Whatever it is, it has…
Title: A Fire Burning Brightly Author: Ladyholder Fandom: SGA, SG1, NCIS Series: 2 Relationships: Sheppard/McKay, O’Neill/Jackson, and more to come Genre: AU Wordcount: 9,293 Warnings: Canon-Typical Violence, Medical Bullshit Summary: AR-1 have spent a day as wolves. Now they have to deal with the fallout of that. Clandestine programs and…
